No, no training on how to harvest a coconut. This is the code word that the expat doctors use for the monthly scenario training. Once a month at an unexpected time, an employee is asked to show his or her best acting skills and pose as a seriously ill patient. One of the drivers drives this emergency through the gate with screaming sirens and before you know it the triage nurses will come running. Last month, triage nurse Beatrice played an unconscious pregnant woman with a fever. The diagnosis was preeclampsia. Afterwards, we discuss what went well and what could have been better, so that our staff remains alert in life-threatening situations.